Men are like X-mas trees?

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Star (Honorary Bitch of the Zone) on Sunday, 03-Dec-2006 20:18:47

The Onions & The Christmas Trees

The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?" The
father,surprised, answers, "Well son, there's three kinds of
breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round
& firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice,
but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?
"Yes, you see them, and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, "
Mom, how many types of "willies" are there?" The mother, surprised,
smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In
his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In
his thirties & forties, It's like a birch tree, flexible but
reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A
Christmas tree??"
"Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 03-Dec-2006 20:20:34

LOL, good one.

Post 3 by Star (Honorary Bitch of the Zone) on Sunday, 03-Dec-2006 21:04:41

Glad u liked it

Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 04-Dec-2006 7:49:52

lol

Post 5 by Resonant (Find me alive.) on Monday, 04-Dec-2006 9:34:12

*gleeful cackle* That's great!

Post 6 by Star (Honorary Bitch of the Zone) on Wednesday, 06-Dec-2006 20:29:27

Yeah and Merry Christmas to all the girls here. Hope they all have a nice BIG Christmas Tree with beautiful gleeming balls to enjoy this holiday season. LOL Star